Howl at the Moon

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WHEN MY BOYFRIEND AND ME ARE DRUNK AND ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING RIDICULOUS

howdoiputthisgently:

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

herchnsn:

A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold winds blow, the lone wolf dies and the pack survives. He had it all backwards.

(Source: crowbarwolf)

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(Source: jockohomoremix)

(Source: momotrip)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(Source: untrustyou)

(Source: flyingfeathers)